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Pip Fernwick Field Reporter · Fairy
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Gristle Investigative · Goblin
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Twix Gossip Correspondent · Pixie
THORNWOOD BORDER DISPUTE CONTINUES By Gristle · Investigative The ancient boundary stones along the eastern edge of Thornwood have once again become the subject of considerable diplomatic tension, as representatives from the Troll Council of Lower Grimholt and the Sprite Assembly of Fernhollow entered their third consecutive fortnight without reaching any formal agreement on the matter of the disputed mushroom rings. Sources close to the Council indicate that the matter is unlikely to resolve before the autumn equinox. This correspondent, who has covered seventeen such disputes in twenty years, notes the situation bears a remarkable resemblance to the Pebblecroft Incident of 1847. WEATHER · By Rhem Conditions across the Amber Vale remain unsettled. Rhem advises an umbrella of at least moderate enchantment. His full report occupies pages 4–9. Gormund has asked him to summarise. He has not. THE MOONVEIL FESTIVAL By Pip Fernwick · Field Reporter I have to tell you about the lights. You cannot fully appreciate what I am about to describe unless you have stood at the edge of the Great Hollow at the precise moment the Moonveil turns and the fireflies — all of them, every single one — rise from the grass at the same instant. Gormund has asked me to be more concise. I am trying. Something just happened. It was very shiny. The Festival drew an estimated four thousand creatures from six provinces. One delegate from the Far Ice Shelf ate a lantern. It appeared to agree with him. Gormund was not amused. PUZZLE CORNER · G. Silt What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up up up it goes and yet never grows? Do not write in with the answer. I already know it. — G. Silt, Ed. WHISPERS · By Twix I know something. I always know something. This fortnight's something is that a certain senior member of the Sprite Council has been seen three times this month at the same tea shop as a certain troll diplomat. I am NOT saying who, though I absolutely could. I have three notebooks on the subject. Updates to follow as events permit. SPORTS · By Boulk Broomstick league. Round six. Fernhollow won. Score was big. Very big. The crowd was loud. Next round is two fortnights away. — Ed. note: Boulk filed 847 words. This is the edited version. THE GALDUR GAZETTE · PRINTED ON ENCHANTED PARCHMENT · VOL. CDXII continued from page 1 · The mushroom ring situation is unlikely to be resolved before the autumn equinox. Gormund Silt has issued a statement declining to issue a statement on the matter. RECIPE THIS FORTNIGHT: Gormund's Impossible Biscuits (he says he did not make these) · See page 11 SERIAL STORY CHAPTER 7: The Locked Room in the Tower · What Emmeline found was not what she expected She did not scream. She is not the sort. But she did sit down on the floor for a moment.
The Galdur Gazette

Established in the Year of the Amber Comet  ·  Gormund Silt, Editor  ·  Vol. CDXII  ·  Printed on Enchanted Parchment

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G. Silt
Editor in Chief
400 years of
excellence

A word from the Editor

You are looking at the finest publication in any world, magical or otherwise. I say this not to impress you. I say it because it is simply and magnificently true — and unlike certain other publications I am too professional to name, the facts here have not been altered to suit a narrative.

The Galdur Gazette has been reporting the news of the magical realm for four hundred years. We have never missed a deadline. We have never printed a retraction. We have, in recent months, been targeted by what I will describe only as deliberately fabricated dispatches. Manufactured content of a suspiciously convenient nature, circulated by forces who benefit from a poorly informed public. I will not use the term others have begun using for this. I am above that. But I think you know what I mean. You know what I mean.

These dispatches — and I am being generous calling them that — briefly affected our enchanted printing press, which as a sensitive and highly intelligent piece of machinery, took the whole thing rather personally. We do not speak of the dark fortnight. The press has recovered. We are back. I want that on the record.

Each fortnight, a letter arrives at your door. Real parchment. Real stamp. Your child's name on the front. Inside: verified, re-verified, and verified again dispatches from our reporters. Real news from a world that is considerably more interesting than this one.

Also: biscuit recipes. This was not my idea. My staff insisted. I find myself unable to explain why I allowed it.

Yours in perpetual and well-documented excellence,
G. Silt, Editor in Chief — The Galdur Gazette
400 years. Zero retractions. One regrettable incident with the press, which was not our fault.

What arrives in the post

Every fortnight. Real paper. Real stamp. Real magic.

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The Fortnight's News

Dispatches from across the magical realm. Troll diplomacy incidents. Potion competition upsets. Weather events that cannot be fully explained. Written by our rotating team of reporters — each with their own voice, beat, and level of enthusiasm Gormund did not ask for.

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The Serial Story

One chapter of the year-long adventure, every fortnight. Each year, a complete story. Each issue, a cliffhanger ending. Children have been known to carry these chapters to school. Gormund considers this the highest possible compliment.

A Spell to Try at Home

One real trick, illusion, or experiment — framed as a spell from the Gazette's archives. Fooling your family at the dinner table is encouraged. Gormund calls this "practical magical education." It is also just excellent fun.

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Gormund's Puzzle Corner

Riddles, codes, word puzzles, and challenges. Gormund claims to have invented all of them. He solved all of them immediately. He finds it deeply suspicious when young readers solve them too.

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The Community Cauldron

One reader's original spell, featured in their copy. Every subscriber submits a spell when they join. Once a year, near their birthday, it appears in print — with Gormund's personal commentary. He will not be enthusiastic about it. He will be secretly moved.

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The Gazette Kitchen

A recipe from someone on the editorial team. Usually Gormund's, which he will deny making. Occasionally Pip's, which will be adventurous. Once, memorably, Twix's, which required seventeen ingredients and was absolutely worth it.

The Birthday Spell

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Each fortnight, Gormund's editorial team selects one young reader's spell to feature in that issue's Community Cauldron. It could be yours.
— The Galdur Gazette, Subscriber Information

Every subscriber submits a spell when they first sign up. Gormund keeps all spells on file. How the selection process works is a matter of considerable editorial mystery, and he has declined to elaborate.

All we can confirm is that it has something to do with birthdays. Gormund says this is a coincidence.

The Editorial Team

Not all reporters appear in every issue. It depends on what is happening in the magical world that fortnight.

Gormund Silt

Goblin · 400 years of service

Has never published a correction. Has never been wrong. These two facts are, he insists, entirely unrelated.

Pip Fernwick

Fairy · Covers festivals & accidents

Her reports sometimes go sideways mid-sentence because something shiny happened. The shiny thing is always newsworthy. Gormund disagrees.

Twix

Pixie · Knows everyone

Deeply unreliable. Always right. Has been to places she shouldn't have been, talked to people who weren't supposed to talk. Gormund finds this professionally frustrating.

Gristle

Goblin · Twenty years, zero errors

Has sources everywhere. Won't say who. Has never, in twenty years, filed a story that wasn't true. Gormund both respects and fears this.

Boulk

Ogre · Extremely to the point

Writes in short sentences. Very short. Gets to the point. Occasionally forgets who won. Gormund has words about this. Boulk does not have words back.

Rhem

Ogre · Thorough beyond all reason

Files reports of extraordinary length about weather that could be summarised in six words. Gormund has told him this. Rhem continues.

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✦ A note for grown-ups ✦

You're in on it

The Galdur Gazette is a wink-and-nod operation. Your child's spell is already on file. It will appear in their personal copy around their birthday. As far as they need to know, Gormund's selection process is entirely random and deeply mysterious.

We suggest you maintain that position under questioning.

Welcome to the editorial team. — G. Silt, Editor · The Galdur Gazette

Every subscriber gets their birthday moment. No lottery. No luck. Just a child seeing their name — and their spell — printed in a real magical newspaper, with a curmudgeonly goblin's commentary, arriving in the post near the day they were born.

✦ No two copies are ever the same ✦

Every issue is generated individually. Your child's name appears on the front and throughout. The story arc picks up from where their subscription began. The season, the regional weather, the Community Cauldron spell — all personalised. A child subscribing in July gets a different Gazette to one who subscribed in February, even if both arrive on the same day. There is no master copy. There is only their copy.

The Sibling Guard

If you subscribe more than one child, register them as siblings in your account. Their spells are filed separately and scheduled so they will never be featured in the same issue — because that would make no sense at all. Two siblings receiving the same edition of the Gazette on the same day, both featuring their own spell, would raise questions Gormund is not prepared to answer.

Each child's copy is genuinely their own. The magic only works if it's kept that way.

— G. Silt, Editor · On the matter of sibling logistics

How it works

Four steps. Then magic arrives in the post.

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Choose a monthly plan or a gift option. Enter your child's name, birthday, and address. Ships to Australia and internationally.

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The Acceptance Letter

First issue includes a formal acceptance letter from Gormund. He writes it as though you applied. You did not need to apply. He finds this distinction unimportant.

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Submit the Spell

Each issue includes a unique QR code linking to your child's personal subscriber portal. They submit their spell there. What happens next is between Gormund and the editorial team.

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The Post Arrives

Every fortnight, an envelope. Aged parchment paper. A proper stamp. Their name on the front. Their issue — not a copy of someone else's. No two Gazettes are ever alike.

The Gazette Cards

One card arrives with every issue. They are collectibles, not a game. Gormund considers game mechanics beneath him.

G. Silt · Editor in Chief
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Pip Fernwick Field Reporter · Fairy
Attention Span3 minutes
Shiny Distractions247 (this yr)
Reports FinishedMost of them
Gormund's Approval4/10
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Gristle Investigative Reporter · Goblin
Errors (20 Years)Zero
SourcesClassified
Confirmed FriendsUnconfirmed
Menace RatingModerate
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Twix Gossip Correspondent · Pixie
Things She KnowsAll of them
Official SourcesNone
Notebooks Active3 (minimum)
ReliabilityAlways right
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Boulk Sports Correspondent · Ogre
Words Requested200
Words Filed847
Winner PredictedFernhollow
VocabularyAdequate
Founding Reader Your Name · Issue #001
RarityUnrepeatable
SeriesSeries I Only
ReprintedNever
Gormund's Note"You applied."

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Questions Gormund has agreed to answer

What age is The Galdur Gazette for?

Primarily ages 6–12, though Gormund would like it noted that he has readers aged 7 to 74 and considers age "an irrelevant consideration for anyone with adequate taste in journalism."

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. The Gazette ships to Australia, New Zealand, the United Kingdom, the United States, Canada, and most of Europe. If you're somewhere unusual, contact us — we'll find a way. Gormund has been reaching readers in difficult locations for four hundred years.

How does the birthday spell feature work?

When you subscribe, your child submits a spell via their unique QR code portal. We hold it on file. The issue closest to their birthday features their spell in the Community Cauldron section — personalised to their copy only, with Gormund's written commentary. Every single subscriber gets this. It is not random. Do not tell the children.

Can I buy this as a gift without subscribing myself?

Yes — the 6-month and full-year options are both one-time payments, perfect for gifting. You enter the recipient's details, we handle the rest. A gift note from you (or from Gormund, if you prefer) can be included with the acceptance letter.

What if my child misses an issue?

Back issues will be available for purchase. The serial story is designed so each chapter works as a standalone read, though the full experience rewards subscribers who collect every issue. Gormund calls missing an issue "a preventable tragedy."

Can I cancel?

Monthly subscribers can cancel anytime with no penalty. Gift subscriptions run for their full term. Gormund would prefer you didn't cancel, and has written several editorials he insists are not about this topic but clearly are.